How to stay cool on a sweaty, sticky, sultry swelterer of a day:
Go to Brockwell Park (loved-up couple central, South London), avoid the lido and head straight for a tree. Drink a bottle of wine, avoiding the advice of the experts - what do they know? Eat dip. Kiss. Lie on your back with your mouth open and get your partner to pour bottled water in, swallowing as much as you can. If you don't drown you'll feel awash with coolness, refreshed as ten.
2 comments:
Hi Mark, glad to see that you are blogging again. Looks like you've had a busy few months since you last posted. Congratulations on the new arrival.
...or you could just buy a stylish stainless steel fan from Woolies! By far our best buy yet.
Not only does it keep us icy cool in our Greenhouse of a flat, but it doubles as an excellent rat climbing frame.
Buffy x
P.S. Hi Martin!
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